5 Reasons to Watch Big Love

Hey all,

So as I watch all my weekly shows, (24, Apprentice, Lost, Survivor, Sopranos) I have added a new one to the mix, HBO's Big Love.
Now most of my buds aren't watching this weird little soap (I'm lookin at YOU Thighmaster!) But I would now like to present 5 reasons to tune in after Sopornos on Sundays.

5. You get to see Chet's huge hairy ballsack slap the very bottom of his own asscrack when he leaps into bed! Bonus points for slow-moing it so you can check out his grundle!


Bill Paxton as Colonel Mustard

4. Jeanne Trippletits and the girl who played Kate Bosworthless's best friend in the grocery store in "Win a Date With Tad Hamilton" (WHO????????)


Oh...you.....how.....exciting..?

3. Chloe Severignytits dressed like a pilgrim with a French bread braid NOT sucking dick! Wait, that's a reason AGAINST the show. Scratch that one.

2. There is no number two.

And the number 1 reason is....

1. The Mean Girl from "Mean Girls" who isn't Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams, or Lacy Chabert!


Guess which one it is!

Hmmmm, I don't think I've made a very convincing argument. Ah well. Go j/o to the Mean Girl. You'll feel better.

-Ross